Cupcakes encourage you to take big gulping bites, lick that frosting from your fingers and feel a smug, personal satisfaction that is all yours. Plus, cupcakes are small, and small is cute, and women are supposed to be cute. Not taking up too much space.
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Cupcakes say I splurge! But only a little. Just the adorable and acceptable amount.
Since men are threatened by anything that can bring a woman pleasure better than they themselves can see: cats, vibrators , cupcakes and men have a vaguely contentious relationship. Oh, guys will eat cupcakes, sure, but we all know a cupcake is A Thing For Girls. Is it any wonder that cupcakes are popular in a time when women are frustrated by the wage gap?
Fill that gap with frosting! Cupcake is code for "I am female. Cupcakes fit right in alongside pin-up lingerie, knitting and crafts on Etsy. Cupcake tattoos have become increasingly popular. It seems like lady-centric site Pinterest is at least 90 percent cupcake. And when women heard about the cupcake ATM , they nearly lost their damn minds. But now cupcakes are part of romance. The Dean Cain movie is just one tale. Like your cupcakes naughtier?
No problem! Regina Green's The Cupcake Romance features a menage-a-trois, anal sex and spanking. Fifty Shades of Frosting , as it were. In fact, fiction for and by women is stuffed with cupcakes right now: at least forty five current works of fiction have cupcakes on the cover. And consider these three images, seen on Tumblr : The season finale of 2 Broke Girls involved presenting a cupcake to Martha Stewart.
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The premiere episode of Girls included a scene in which the lead character ate a cupcake in a bathtub. And if you look closely at the airborne pathogen known as Kitty Pride's "Okay Cupid" video, you'll see the teenage rapper wearing combat boots bedazzled with a rhinestone cupcake. This is what it means to be a woman now, this is how you telegraph femininity. Not with an overt Rosie The Riveter display of strength. With a tiny, adorable morsel of depravity.
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We don't know how to function without being the center of attention, without constantly updating our Facebook, blog, Tumblr, Twitter, Instagram, without writing a zillion sentences a day that begin with the word I. If any dessert could utter the words, Enough about me, let's talk about me , cupcakes, with their surfaces crammed full of rococo swirls and party-all-the-time sprinkles, would shout them.
Interrupting whatever conversation might be going on. Just like the girls in the movies with just-so brightly colored retro style and wacky childlike tastes, cupcakes are manic pixie dream treats. Adorable, there when you least expect them and gone in an instant.
A full-size cake would never leave you high and dry like that. Cupcakes only care about their own orgasms.
When you see a woman eating a cupcake, you're basically watching her perform cunnilingus on herself. Small and moist and warm and sweet, a cupcake's sole reason for existence is solitary pleasure. Takes some effort to find but the breathtaking and unique views of the city are the perfect reward. With cocktails like the Namaste and Tokyo Cup Cake, stellar Asian fusion cuisine and an exotic ambiance, this place is h-o-t.
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The restaurant is located in the five-star hotel of the same name. Features the only spa in the world located in a former chapel, exquisite dining, and a location fit for kings and queens! They also offer babysitting services so parents can enjoy a romantic night out on the town. Elegant and luxurious with each of their rooms uniquely and beautifully-designed. Boutique design hotel located near Wenceslas Square and Old Town, offering romantic and anniversary packages including a private horse-drawn carriage ride through Prague!
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Spa hotel and forest retreat, perfect for couples looking for romantic solitude outside the city limits. Their Mcely Elixir of Love package had us at hello. In the middle of the bridge facing the castle, lock your love. Or perhaps a beer tour that takes in the most romantic views across Prague? Visiting the Municipal House for a Czech classical concert or the State Opera for opera or ballet is quite a lovely affair to say the least!
This post was originally published on February 5, and was updated on January 31,